"I'd like my son to learn self-defence and gain more discipline"

...said the lady over the phone. Neither which I "offer" if you actually read the main page on this website. Well isn't karate all about learning how to defend yourself and becoming more disciplined? According to most martial arts schools, yes - (money, money, money - we love money) But for me to guarantee you that you will be able to execute the skills needed to defend yourself in a real life situation? A big NO. Too many variables, fight or flight factor, physical ability, the list goes on.

As for self-discipline - isn't that the parent's responsibility? A dojo shouldn't be a place for children to be dropped off and hope for the best. Once again, if you're priority is kaching kaching - hell yeah, the more the better - come to my school to get your daily dose of self-discipline. In fact, I'll pop in a guarantee certificate that you will be mentally tougher in 10 days time with a money-back guarantee.

Inquiry 2 -

How much do you charge and where abouts are you located?

Your lovely God, Allah, Buddha almighty, created something called "eyes". Each of these wonderful ball like things constantly adjusts the amount of light it allows in, focuses on objects both near and far, and produces continuous images that are instantly transmitted to the brain, thus, enables humans to do a fascinating thing called - READ! If you're not searching for answers now, what hope do you have in the dojo??

Inquiry 3 -

Would you be willing to teach our club one nunchaku kata? We can go 50 - 50 on student fees.

Ummm I can't really see any AMWAY signs on this site or has someone hacked this page? Kobudo is not and never something that a single kata or weapon can be chosen just to suit the wants of your students, or should I say, market. It's rather sad how it's all about satisfying customer needs these days in the commercial karate world... :( Matayoshi Sensei, please forgive all these people, covid has affected brain cells or maybe every cell.

Look how happy these Amyway people are

Inquiries 4 - 400

...next time :)

Question to myself - Aren't you scared you are going to offend your inquirers or future inquirers?

No, because who has the time to read anything these days right.

Stay in school kids - reading is essential!